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04 July 2006 @ 04:50 pm
insult in haiku form  
your mother was a
hamster and your father smelt
of elderberries


I never knew MP wrote haiku!


More bad haiku here.
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davidg666 on July 5th, 2006 11:14 am (UTC)
i still love haiku
but is it smelt or smelled?
says this bad pedant
a very caring potato: Englishmollydot on July 5th, 2006 02:06 pm (UTC)
google won't settle
on one word or the other -
is the script for sale?
davidg666 on July 5th, 2006 02:20 pm (UTC)
dictionary.com has fewer definitions for 'smelled' and I think 'smelt' is in popular use only 'cos it's easier to say. Still never looks right though.

the script cannot be
sold for money because it
is quite dynamic
a very caring potatomollydot on July 5th, 2006 02:25 pm (UTC)
the film is made;
the script cannot be changed -
unless a re-make
davidg666 on July 5th, 2006 02:42 pm (UTC)
a re-make so 'tis
but now confused am I
what fillum is this?
a very caring potatomollydot on July 5th, 2006 03:29 pm (UTC)
Monty Python and
the Holy Grail - a Frenchman
taunting King Arthur


[like the pronunciation guide :-) ]