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02 June 2006 @ 04:46 pm
forwarded joke  
While watching the footy the other night my wife and I were discussing
life and death. I told her, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a
vegetative state, dependent on some machine and relying on fluids from a
bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

She promptly got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my red wine.

Some days I hate being married to a smart bitch.
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